OMG the new MGS collab that's on the front page is so ironic! It's like.. a satire ... of a satire! That's friggin genius! No one has ever thought to do that before! Some people think it's unfunny, but it is funny because I say so, and their replies are therefore lulzy!

It's like someone trolled Newgrounds with a truckload of failure. Hilarious! Trolling! Newgrounds! Exclamation point!

This is a new thing that they did! And it's totally ironic and funny that people don't think it's funny, because it's actually accurate, biting satire!

Also, exclamation point! I'm repeating that bit, because repetition makes for jokes! Did I mention that snakes are animals, and that gears are usually made of metal and are common place in most machines? That's also a joke! Or, it would be if I shape-tweened a JPG of a cock into it.

I understand humor. Don't tell me that I don't, because I will only laugh at YOU! HA ! See, I'm doing it already ahead of time, because I'm pre-empting you! Pre-emptive humor?! ALSO GENIUS.